My Official Disclaimer:

This site is best viewed with a computer.  Slide rules, calculators, my Mom's old supermarket adding machine, and toaster ovens probably won't support this site.  You'll probably want to trade in those Campbell's Soup cans and string for a decent modem too, since there's a lot on my main page. Actually, I'd suggest you use Internet Explorer 4.0 or later, AOL3.0 or above.  There may be some issues with viewing the site in   Netscape Navigator, as this site was developed primarily with Microsoft Front Page 2000, which has information encoded into the site that makes reading it with Netscape difficult.  If you have AOL 2.5 or lower, it's time to upgrade, procrastinator extraordinaire!  You can still visit, assuming you're still Y2K compliant.  Anything printed in large or bold letters is going to look funny, though.

Blue Jackrabbit Web Site Design (that's me) reserves the right to refuse to provide a quote for Web Site design services to anyone who would intend to use such a site for questionable or sinister purposes.  I also will not design so-called "porn" sites.  I cannot design sites for companies which act as defense contractors.

The Webmaster would like to reiterate that her photos are not to be used for any purpose without her express written (or emailed) permission or consent.  She learned this from Major League Baseball lingo.  The photos at this site have not been doctored or altered in any way. Should I find my photos posted on any more Personals web sites, I'm crackin' skulls!  Also I do not have any "special" pictures that I can email you.  What you see on the web site is what's out there, and I think I've shared quite enough of me with the world as it is.

The Disney poster collection photos depicted here are from the Webmaster's own private personal property and therefore not something the Walt Disney Company should feel upset about seeing online, but rather, proud that someone would want to show off their wonderful artwork.  (Most of the posters are not currently viewable online).

Once you buy a prize it's yours to keep no matter how you finish in the game.  Gift certificates do not include sales tax.  If you are the winner, and you are less than $250 from the actual retail price of your own showcase without going over, we'll give you both showcases.

No animals were harmed during the making of this site, though several Beanie Babies were tossed violently across the room.  The character portrayed on this Web Site is not fictitious, she's really me :).  Any similarities between me and other persons living, dead, or undead, is purely non-intentional and a heck of a coincidence.

I really hope you enjoy my site!!!!  This site is fortified with vitamins and minerals, and is part of your complete breakfast.  It tastes great and stays crunchy in milk. Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended this web site for their patients who chew gum. 

If you can read this, you don't need glasses.